With the onslaught of PR coming out of Kensington Palace aka the Cambridge Camp, I started to wonder what they would possibly try to do next. I also think Prince William is a racist.
I had a whole darn bingo card:
Show up to a rap or reggae concert
Be seen at a cook-out
Hire more black friends
Adopt an African baby 90’s Hollywood style…..
The Sun Newspaper Crowning William The Worlds Sexiest Bald Man was not on the list.
Did you cackle like the Witch of The West when you heard this because I did? I cackled so hard I bust an intestine and so did the rest of the internet.
What in the name of holy hot mess is this? As one internet commentator said, ‘this is the weirdest PR campaign ever’.
The bashing on Twitter came hard and fast. I mean, how dare they insult zaddy Stanley Tucci in this manner. It’s the erasure of sexy bald men everywhere. I will not stand for this, and neither will the rest of Twitter who came out to roast. For once, however, the hardcore Royalists were surprisingly silent. You’d think such a victory would have them jumping up and down.
Look, just so we’re clear, it’s not Williams physical looks we’re attacking here, it’s his ugly character that muddies his physical appearance. If you’re ugly on the inside, it will leak out onto the outside.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but aren’t Royals meant to be above all of this Hollywood type stuff? The Royals love to front like they’re not interested in being the most popular kids in school, but they are, and when they try to play the game, they fumble because they’re still trying to figure out how to play it. They’re a fax machine in a WhatsApp world.
It’s been weeks since the Oprah interview and no one in The Firm has appropriately addressed anything Meghan and Harry said, or apologized to Meghan. It would appear their plan is to carry on with business as usual, but for how long can this last? Every move they make seems to go off-track right now.
Cressida Dick who is Chief Officer of the Met Police in the UK (and it should be noted has Queen’s honors) was questioned over Kate Middleton’s attendance at the vigil of Sarah Everard who was murdered by a male police officer. In an attempt to defend Kate, she said it was appropriate for her to be there as Kate as ‘working’.
Ummmm, we thought Kate was going to pay her respects, you know, totally maskless with protection officers and cameramen following. See how quickly the lie falls apart when you haven’t been consistent with your actions?
Kate Middleton has never made a single solid statement about women’s rights or male violence against women and girls. This is why her actions -which also include sending a letter to – Everts family have come under scrutiny. It’s interesting to note that no one in Everard’s family has acknowledged Kate’s letter publically, so one wonders; how did news of the letter leak to the press?
The longer The Royal Family drags this out, the worse it gets for them. They cannot hide behind dead women and rented black friends forever. They cannot hide behind a wall of silence forever, and neither can their secrets. The level of secrecy they enjoyed pre-social media just doesn’t exist anymore, and what is left of that protection is slowly being chipped away.
Do you know what the final thread will be? When the British press turns on The Cambridges. This situation is simply inevitable. The attacks against Meghan are slowly beginning to become less and less effective. As we’ve noted many times, even non-Sussex Squad members are out here on these social media streets keyboard yelling at Royal Reporters.
My advice to whoever is advising Kate, William, and the other Royals; it’s better to admit your sins yourself before someone else exposes them. Just come clean and apologize and air your own dirty laundry, even if that means handing over Randy Uncle Andrew to the FBI. Do it now while you still have the chance and history will look at you with some favor.
You know what would be hilarious: People Magazine naming Harry The World’s Most Beautiful in their annual feature. I mean, come on, they have to do it, the temptation to shade is just too strong.