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It’s Time For The Carnival Of Clowns To Shut Down Their Freakshow


A few days ago, a tabloid story that twisted the news of Meghan’s name change on Archie’s birth certificate surfaced.

A Sussex spokesperson has now clarified it was not at her request saying: “The change of name on public documents in 2019 was dictated by The Palace, as confirmed by documents from senior Palace officials. To see this U.K. tabloid and their carnival of so-called ‘experts’ chose to deceptively whip this into a calculated family ‘snub’ and suggest that she would oddly want to be nameless on her child’s birth certificate, or any other legal document would be laughable were it not offensive. There’s a lot going on in the world; let’s focus on that rather than creating clickbait.”

CARNIVAL OF SO-CALLED EXPERTS.

Shots fired, fingers snapped and hair whipped back and forth. 

Team Sussex is no longer playing around and the dancing animals and court jesters have been put on notice. 

Imagine trying to insinuate Meghan would want to distance herself from the human she gave birth to. It reeks of the spiteful way in which the British press for years questioned Harry’s paternity. 

Another accusation surrounding this story was that it was a snub to Kate Middleton. We have no idea why and we’re not going to bother trying to dive into it. The story had petty all over it.

Maybe some people have forgotten, but we are still in the middle of a global shut down, there shouldn’t even be an audience for the continued mudslinging from the British press towards Harry and Meghan, but there is, and the British public is in the viewing seat. 

Meghan exhaling CO2 is apparently more offensive than the British government’s failure to execute a coordinated and balanced covid response. Such is the hatred for her, even an ongoing crisis won’t divert the obsessive eyes of the derangers.

We should as said at the end of the statement, be focused on what’s going on in the world.

Meghan has been silent since Christmas, but we’ve seen article after article of fake news. 

There’s a different tone to this statement, and I think it took a lot of the Squad by surprise. This is what we’ve been wanting for a while. This is what we wished Meghan could have said while she was still shackled by The Firm. People who do not feed themselves a fatty diet of UK tabloids, know the Royal reporters, and the carnival of ‘experts’ are ridiculous.

Perhaps this is Team Sussex saying; ya’ll are just embarrassing your damn selves, stop it!

And isn’t that what we’ve all been saying for a long-time. The only people still buying the charade are the viewing public in the UK who still read the tabloids, no one else cares. They live in a bubble where everybody hates Rachel Meghan Markle and there’s nothing she can do right. Deep down they know she never steps a single foot wrong. 

The detractors are just going to have to face the facts: we won, you lost.

This summer we’re having cook-outs with Auntie O, Uncle Perry’s going to teach Archie how to hold a camera, and we’re going to be drinking organic Clevr Blend lattes in the Cali sun. Get over it already. 

As Meghan’s court case continues and we draw closer to the one year review ending, we should expect more ridiculous articles, because really, it’s all the haters have. They are running on empty, and they cannot afford gas money for the next ride, meanwhile, Archies getting a Lambo for his 16th. Deuces!